The best Video game movies never made

Hollywood is full of people with lots of money and very little in the way of a new idea. That is why all movies seem to be based on books, older movies, TV shows, and yes even video games.

Today I will celibrate the fore mentioned source with the most inconsistant results- Video games. After all they made the Super Mario Brothers Movie and they made the Tomb Raiders. Inconsistant at best.

Here are some movies that should never be made for real.

Zelda

Reason: They would Just fuck it up too much for a poor geek like me to bare.

Tetris

Reason: Since the fall of the Berlin wall movies involving Russian things just don't do it for me any more (James Bond really needs a USSR reunion to make him shine again)

Dig Dug

Reason: OK, You got me. After seeing this preview I will say that this one needs to be made. Best thing to come out of Hollywood since "The Notebook". Your sitting on a Gold Mine Trabeck.

Mario Paint

Reason: Too Art Film to make it in the main stream.

Well I have wasted too much time now.

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